Steffie the Stocker



Her name is Steffie. She left home sometime this summer and hasn't come back for some reason. Initial reports that she was smuggled into Europe shortly after the Youth World Championships have been proven false. The investigation into sightings in Western NC and Northern GA continue.

If you see her, treat her with some love. Judging by the number of grip and grins the old girl has posed for, she seems to really like people.

Video surveillance from March 2014. Turn your volume up.

Identifying features include a crumpled little sad dorsal fin, a couple of very noticeable raceway scars and it looks like she has a broken back. Her tail fin is not exactly perfectly shaped.

After breaching the properties downstream security system we believe her adventurous spirit urged her to seek the thrill of public fun. Reported sightings were everywhere during the late summer months from the Post Office Hole down through the gauntlet of Climbing Rock to Matt Sprecher's freezer.
There is currently no reward.

The great war beast dragged Scotty T clear under water before this infamous shot.

No idea how she escaped but she was under a 5 year contract to stay on the property. She is incredibly stupid and just loves the taste of metal so more than a few of you may have seen her. Witnesses have told us she was very upset we were not posting pictures of her on the social media machine. She is addicted to the spot light and secretly wanted her own facebook page so its believed she will have a hard time laying low.

If she is hanging out in your neighborhood have plenty of Squirmy worms in your box, she especially loves the purple flavor. Soft Hackle Chartreuse Pats, Hot Spot SanJuans and a variety of #32 Emerger patterns have proved irresistible to the big idiot. Stripped eggs used to be her favorite but we think she is scared of them now.

Feed her for us.

Just want to know the dumb bitch is OK.

Happy New Year.
Carry On

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